Our child has an odd obsession with feet. It doesn’t matter if you are socked, bare or shoed, he is all about it. If you were to visit, he would army crawl to your legs like a stealth bomber (he thinks he isn’t in your radar, but everyone can see him) and fling his mouth around your big toe. Though it is a bizarre thing to watch, I believe this behavior will help to predict his future career. We have decided that because of this fetish he will either be a world class pediatrist or a repellant property manager that breaks into apartments to steal and/or smell shoes.
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